Things About Valentine's Day
Things About Valentines Day
Valentine Throw Down at The Doghouse:
Step 1
Wake up at 7:44 from a nightmare wherein your best friend accidentally runs over your only true love (Dagny) when your daughter accidentally throws a ball in the highway for her to catch. Interpret the meaning of this dream as the unintentional heartbreak all around you. Happy Valentine's Day.
Step 2
Make waffles (which you hate, thereby reducing risk of overconsumption) with strawberries and whipped cream, bacon and eggs for 6 teenage girls, two of whom say thank you. Feed the leftovers to dogs, all of whom thank you.
Step 4
Go back to bed and make sure no dashing romantic has sent a surprise Valentine Facebook message, text or IM.
Step 5
Give up on all such fantasies and go on a 2 mile "run", pounding out all of the negative thoughts.
Step 6
Wait two hours for the hot water to come back before you can shower, since three teenage girls took 45 minute showers as soon as you got back from your run. Eat the leftover bacon that you hid from the dogs.
Step 7
Get dressed in something as unsexy as possible. Because who cares. Make sure you are wearing unmatching underwear, since obviously no one is going to see them unless you get into a car wreck, which really isn't on the agenda.
Step 8
Giggle when fourth teenage girl attempts shower after you used all of the hot water. Then realize the joke is on you as you are locked out of the bathroom and your hair is drying after the fashion of Ramona Quimby. But hey, who's going for sexy anyway?
Step 9
Leave the house in an undecided foray into fun... it's 7 hours until the basketball game you will be at, but sitting at home in the meantime just seems like a waste of a Saturday.
Step 10
Get the mail. And then go home because sitting at home actually sounds pretty fun.
Step 11
Go back to bed and turn on the matress heater and force Dagny to snuggle for most of the afternoon.
Step 12
Finally get out of the house for a pizza and a beer and to watch the NPHS boys NEARLY win a loser out regional finals game. It was worth the drive. I am proud of our boys. And girls. Even when they use all my hot water.
Step 13
Go home and collapse into bed, once again, and finally. (with Dagny, of course)
Valentine Throw Down at The Doghouse:
Step 1
Wake up at 7:44 from a nightmare wherein your best friend accidentally runs over your only true love (Dagny) when your daughter accidentally throws a ball in the highway for her to catch. Interpret the meaning of this dream as the unintentional heartbreak all around you. Happy Valentine's Day.
Step 2
Make waffles (which you hate, thereby reducing risk of overconsumption) with strawberries and whipped cream, bacon and eggs for 6 teenage girls, two of whom say thank you. Feed the leftovers to dogs, all of whom thank you.
Step 4
Go back to bed and make sure no dashing romantic has sent a surprise Valentine Facebook message, text or IM.
Step 5
Give up on all such fantasies and go on a 2 mile "run", pounding out all of the negative thoughts.
Step 6
Wait two hours for the hot water to come back before you can shower, since three teenage girls took 45 minute showers as soon as you got back from your run. Eat the leftover bacon that you hid from the dogs.
Step 7
Get dressed in something as unsexy as possible. Because who cares. Make sure you are wearing unmatching underwear, since obviously no one is going to see them unless you get into a car wreck, which really isn't on the agenda.
Step 8
Giggle when fourth teenage girl attempts shower after you used all of the hot water. Then realize the joke is on you as you are locked out of the bathroom and your hair is drying after the fashion of Ramona Quimby. But hey, who's going for sexy anyway?
Step 9
Leave the house in an undecided foray into fun... it's 7 hours until the basketball game you will be at, but sitting at home in the meantime just seems like a waste of a Saturday.
Step 10
Get the mail. And then go home because sitting at home actually sounds pretty fun.
Step 11
Go back to bed and turn on the matress heater and force Dagny to snuggle for most of the afternoon.
Step 12
Finally get out of the house for a pizza and a beer and to watch the NPHS boys NEARLY win a loser out regional finals game. It was worth the drive. I am proud of our boys. And girls. Even when they use all my hot water.
Step 13
Go home and collapse into bed, once again, and finally. (with Dagny, of course)